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John Banks

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When I was around 5 years of old; I was with my cousin who was about 4 away from everyone else and she suddenly slipped and fell in a pond that was too big for either of us; neither of us could swim. She was flailing and yelling asking for help. I quickly bent down and told her to grab my hand. She said she couldn't; so I bent forward with one hand on the ground as far as I dared to. I grabbed her sleeve and pulled and pulled until she was on the ground again. Her mom thanked me multiple times and handed me $20 as a thank you. Because I was so little and I have disabilities and a fear of drowning, it's my most badass story to me. The only other things that I can think of are; me standing up to a bully throwing a piece of garage at him, and doing a Fear Factor challenge at my highschool graduation party and winning. For me, fighting my fears are my badass moments.

Jacob Yeet

It involves me being a snitch for the popo, so i can't really speak about it here.

Destiny Kho

8th grade or something. Me almost typical narcissitc emo nerd. (hates everything, loves black, loves to know stuff). Class bully comes late to math class, usual teacher was away, another one taking his place. Bully cannot find a seat so he deceides to lift one from under me. Teachers tells both of us to he silent (like it was my fault). Well, it MY chair, and there were no others so I went forward and grabbed it back right as the deuche was preparing to sit on it. Dude almost pulled a backflip

Anita Samui

I once ate an apple....with a fork

Wendy Perez

I was born.

Syed Danial Jamshaid

Once I was running late, I was on a bus, I got off at my stop and started running. On this narrow pavement a guy was walking in the opposite direction with his girlfriend (I guess), he was shouting and had her by the arm, he was on the side of the road and she was on the side of the wall which was a school with these sharp edged bars. He kept shouting and shaking her as they walked and kind of pulling her hair and she just kept saying it really wasn’t her fault. As I passed I elbowed the guy on the nose. He fell and I was expecting a fight. The guy was shocked and she launched on top of him screaming at me. She seemed really terrified of something happening to him. I was a kid, probably 18 and a know it all though guy. It made me realise that sometimes things are more complex than I can comprehend at first.

Jean Basile Some

When leaving the metro, I once pushed people out of the way that were trying to get in despite everyone else inside was trying to exit. Like wtf man, just make room for the people that need to get out.

Yvonne Beaver

I once got in a fist fight with a self proclaimed neo nazi at Charlottesville (yes, THAT Charlottesville) because he attacked my ex trying to prove some point that men are stronger than women. Also that ex was physically abusive and I left her. Both things were pretty badass.

Evangeline Cabiles

I was OD'd by my pediatrician as a kid and technically died twice...

Shauna P Green

My friend once dared me to masturbate infront of him So i not just masturbated in front of him but his entire family, using his little sister's hand. In a funeral, It was his sister's funeral Dont dare me for anything

Géraldine Poulin

I used to be a ninja, and am still not a self-snitch : D was that one time I wore the blood of a back-stabbing friend who thought his wanksta wigga ass could fight, beat his ass onto the truck he drove up in and the tossed him to the ground and started droppin elbows feels great to wear their smeared blood on your arms when they've not spilt a single drop of yours

Heather England

When I was 15, at night on a concert I gambled my friends 2 beers to drink a bottle of sangria at once. l Spent an hour in alcohol poisoning, but didn't throw up. Then stood up, drank the two beers I just won, and went to rent and ride a quad in the middle of nowhere.

Alidu Sulemana Frinjei

Working at shambhala we shot a laser at a giant mirror ball hung from a balloon and lit up the valley.

Kathy J. Lankford

I used a pokeball to catch mewtwo without using status inducing moves

There once was an ass. It was very bad. The end.

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169 Likes 15 Comments

John Banks

Doods Jet Cunanan

When I was around 5 years of old; I was with my cousin who was about 4 away from everyone else and she suddenly slipped and fell in a pond that was too big for either of us; neither of us could swim. She was flailing and yelling asking for help. I quickly bent down and told her to grab my hand. She said she couldn't; so I bent forward with one hand on the ground as far as I dared to. I grabbed her sleeve and pulled and pulled until she was on the ground again. Her mom thanked me multiple times and handed me $20 as a thank you. Because I was so little and I have disabilities and a fear of drowning, it's my most badass story to me. The only other things that I can think of are; me standing up to a bully throwing a piece of garage at him, and doing a Fear Factor challenge at my highschool graduation party and winning. For me, fighting my fears are my badass moments.

Jacob Yeet

It involves me being a snitch for the popo, so i can't really speak about it here.

Destiny Kho

8th grade or something. Me almost typical narcissitc emo nerd. (hates everything, loves black, loves to know stuff). Class bully comes late to math class, usual teacher was away, another one taking his place. Bully cannot find a seat so he deceides to lift one from under me. Teachers tells both of us to he silent (like it was my fault). Well, it MY chair, and there were no others so I went forward and grabbed it back right as the deuche was preparing to sit on it. Dude almost pulled a backflip

Anita Samui

I once ate an apple....with a fork

Wendy Perez

I was born.

Syed Danial Jamshaid

Once I was running late, I was on a bus, I got off at my stop and started running. On this narrow pavement a guy was walking in the opposite direction with his girlfriend (I guess), he was shouting and had her by the arm, he was on the side of the road and she was on the side of the wall which was a school with these sharp edged bars. He kept shouting and shaking her as they walked and kind of pulling her hair and she just kept saying it really wasn’t her fault. As I passed I elbowed the guy on the nose. He fell and I was expecting a fight. The guy was shocked and she launched on top of him screaming at me. She seemed really terrified of something happening to him. I was a kid, probably 18 and a know it all though guy. It made me realise that sometimes things are more complex than I can comprehend at first.

Jean Basile Some

When leaving the metro, I once pushed people out of the way that were trying to get in despite everyone else inside was trying to exit. Like wtf man, just make room for the people that need to get out.

Yvonne Beaver

I once got in a fist fight with a self proclaimed neo nazi at Charlottesville (yes, THAT Charlottesville) because he attacked my ex trying to prove some point that men are stronger than women. Also that ex was physically abusive and I left her. Both things were pretty badass.

Evangeline Cabiles

I was OD'd by my pediatrician as a kid and technically died twice...

Shauna P Green

My friend once dared me to masturbate infront of him So i not just masturbated in front of him but his entire family, using his little sister's hand. In a funeral, It was his sister's funeral Dont dare me for anything

Géraldine Poulin

I used to be a ninja, and am still not a self-snitch : D was that one time I wore the blood of a back-stabbing friend who thought his wanksta wigga ass could fight, beat his ass onto the truck he drove up in and the tossed him to the ground and started droppin elbows feels great to wear their smeared blood on your arms when they've not spilt a single drop of yours

Heather England

When I was 15, at night on a concert I gambled my friends 2 beers to drink a bottle of sangria at once. l Spent an hour in alcohol poisoning, but didn't throw up. Then stood up, drank the two beers I just won, and went to rent and ride a quad in the middle of nowhere.

Alidu Sulemana Frinjei

Working at shambhala we shot a laser at a giant mirror ball hung from a balloon and lit up the valley.

Kathy J. Lankford

I used a pokeball to catch mewtwo without using status inducing moves

Chantal Finn

There is a story that ends by the fact i'm your father...

Chantal Finn

There is a story that ends by the fact i'm your father...

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